come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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