problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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