Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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