Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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