He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
The ass gains better be worth it
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