I'm drive I can fine osifer
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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