wanna go halves on a baby?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
there was a trapeze. enough said
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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