how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Still dying that you shit outside
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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