I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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