; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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