I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
