Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
whose ass print is on the piano?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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