Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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