Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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