The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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