I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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