I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It's Friday. Sex?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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