Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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