Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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