Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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