Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
