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(805): View more from California

i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.

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(330): View more from Ohio

So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol

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(208): View more from Idaho

I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies

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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"

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(618): View more from Illinois

Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took

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(203): View more from Connecticut

No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.

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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one

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(740): View more from Ohio

U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes

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What? It's 130 in the morning.

(740): View more from Ohio

Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes

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