Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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