Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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