I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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