I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I need a beard to bite.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
