i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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