We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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