Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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