Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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