handjob tips. give me some.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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