bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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