I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Randomize
