Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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