so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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