i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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