White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
My vagina is officially offended.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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