We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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