Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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