: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Randomize
