I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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