All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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