respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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