no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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