new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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