i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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