Sober January is a disaster.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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