Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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