I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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