they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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