Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
