her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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