I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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