so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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