Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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