I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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